So is mine when I have a BBQ.

the pepper steak at Buddy's bar is excellent 

a French chef at the Brew House who makes good French food....  

Our food isn't great but is American any better, I doubt it. Still, could be worse, could be eating snails drowning in garlic and  butter or trying to find a morsel of meat on some poor frogs leg.

British meal is always foul.... so British meal in Thailand should be grounds for expulsion from the country